#yandere secco

[princelylove]

Greetings your highness!This is my first time sending an ask here and english is not my forte so sorry for not being as eloquent as others Ive read. I just wanted to (humbly) ask for your opinion on the La Unita members, whatever main antics you want to highlight and what they seek in a partner.

Don't fret about your english. Never respect english as a language. That's how they win.

Do you mean the special unit? They're freaks. All of them. Lets talk about what they usually go for in a relationship, and what they're most likely actually going to become obsessed with.

Tiziano has a lot of confidence, although it mainly comes from how well thought out most of his actions are. He dislikes people that are unpredictable or just hard to read, they stress him out and honestly he's paying too much for his skincare to have a person be the reason for anything premature...

Tiz likes to keep most of his options open. He doesn't like to feel trapped, but craves stability. He wants the comfort of a relationship without feeling like a gun's against his head. He wants someone casual, someone that's honest about their feelings and intentions. Someone that won't stress him out constantly. Will he actually fall for someone like this? Maybe, if he lucks out. He's more likely to fall for someone that causes him actual distress, someone that he can potentially "fix."

Squalo is the type of guy to want a total bombshell. He wants someone that looks like they'd be on the cover of playboy magazine.

Can he actually afford one? Well, only kinda. Does he want one anyway? Hell yeah.

He's a scammer, but he'd never get his bitch his darling a fake bag. He'll make it work. He's actually paid pretty well, he just usually blows it on something stupid and has to survive off of leftovers until his next job. If he has a darling, that's something way better to blow all his money on! He gets kind of pissed if he can't be selfish with his money because of monthly 'maintenances' but it's so worth it that he'll smile through the pain. Let him pick the color of your nails next time, yeah?

The probability of Squalo actually landing somebody like this... well, he doesn't have bad odds. He ain't bad looking, and he can act pretty normal before he lets it slip that he's a little possessive. Why bag a bad bitch and then act like they're a new person for being one? Funny guy. You know, he can fight, so wear whatever you want, but he's still gonna tug on your shorts every once in a while.

We don't really know much about Carne, but he was a man prepared to die for another. Another man that, really, he barely knew. People that don't have a lot to live for will cling to absolutely anything that gives them the tiniest bit of hope- even if it's fleeting.

Carne understands that one day he is going to die prematurely for the boss. That is his purpose, that is the trade he willingly signed up for. Perhaps he wants someone bright to cling to. Someone that he knows he's going to drag down, but it's only for a little bit, so it can't be that bad for them long term.

A bright person.... probably a caring, outgoing person. The type of person that helps another on the street, knowing that there's plenty of human traffickers out there that catch prey the same way. Carne just wants to look at them for a little bit, hold them, admire them like you'd admire a piece of jewelry. This isn't forever. Just bear it. He knows he's disgusting, but you can be patient. He'll just be a memory one day.

Cioccolata wants some novelty. He gets bored very easily, and struggles to keep interest in things long-term. The only thing that genuinely interests him- besides from physiology and anatomy, of course- is pain. Ideally, he'd find a masochist that wants to play with him, but isn't it so much better if they don't?

It can be exciting to deal with an equally interested masochist, but that's going to bore him long-term. Really, both of the options presented to him will bore him eventually, he just doesn't know that yet. You can only fight him off so many ways, can only try so many things. What if he happens to catch a sadist, who will never break?

The idea makes him so unbelievably happy. Playtime, forever! A sadist won't just not give in- they're going to fight back, in a way that could potentially kill him. How thrilling! It's different, you know. A masochist knows what hurts, so when they fight back, they might swing for something that's going to just make it stop. A sadist, however... the fun doesn't stop once Cioccolata is down.

Secco is an enigma to most of the people that know him. For someone as eager for connection as him, he's not very open. Secco likes to pretend to be whatever his person of interest likes, for Cioccolata, it's a puppy that wants to play. For you... who knows. He'd rather not have a total switch up, he's not prepared to let you see the actual him- the him that stands like a normal human being and can use a phone just fine.

Puppy wants someone that's going to give him attention. There's nothing he wants more, there's nothing he won't do for it. This leads him to fawn over Cioccolata's victims that tend to people please as a stress response. Yessss, he's doing sooo baaadddd, pet him, talk to him, pity him, help him ouuttt...

He isn't above guilting them. Doesn't it make you uncomfortable to see an injured dog? Secco would actually break a bone if it meant he got a second glance, of course he's fine with lying about the relationship he has with Cioccolata.

[dark-side-blog3]

gonna give cioccolata the 🥺 look on my birthday

hopefully he would let me on the furniture, or cuddle me, after all i would be *so* sad if he didnt -📱

Cioccolata is susceptible to the puppy eyes of his-- and only his-- pets. Fine, you can be allowed on the bed to cuddle on your birthday. Never let it be said Cioccolata doesn't spoil his pets when they behave! Not that anyone ever would, with how many sugar cubes Secco gets, and the cacophony of "good boys" the spoiled darling gets with his head rubs.

You can even spoon, if you wish! Instead of curling up by Cio's feet on the bed, you can actually be held, or drape your leg over your master's thighs while you get comfortable.

It's unlikely you'd want to, given you might pop your stitches and you'll need to get sutured up again, but Cioccolata allows you the freedom to do positions he normally wouldn't.

Though Secco might playfully nip at said stitches anyways. Perhaps it really doesn't matter how you get comfortable for your cuddles, as Seccos going to brunt into you as soon as you're settled, wanting his fair share of the cuddlepile.

[fugos-lawyer]

Just some shit

[askseccolata]

It's open!

Rules:

Keep NSFW asks to a minimum.

Asks implying that Secco was lobotomized will be deleted, it's a weird headcanon and honestly it's vaguely ableist.

On the same note, anything that implies that their relationship is abusive or one-sided will be either ignored or deleted alltogether.

Please no discourse topics. Go directly to @chisecco for those.

Asks featuring topics such as yandere, rape, pedophilia and similar will be deleted, and, if continued, the sender(s) will be blocked.

[shineonyoucrazyyandere]

Hello there! This isn’t a request, but a brainrot of mine. Before that lemme say it will have major spoilers for Jojolion;

I don’t why but out of all the jofoes, Pucci and Toru are the ones who scares me the most especially if we consider them as yanderes (which is not that far off. One is born without knowing unconditional love, seeing he was abandoned the moment he was born by his mother— and the closest thing to a mother or love he had is a wasp, which he didn't hesitate to eat if it meant his survival—which may or may not be the reason for his parasitic lifestyle. While the other could not accept that fate that his sister was dealt and was willing to go the extremes).

Both of them are hella manipulative, and are quite natural at pulling the string with their darling. So much so, I very much doubt that their darling suspect anything about them, until It’s too far late for them to do anything about it. It doesn't help that they both work in a philanthropic jobs; ones a priest, the other as a doctor/nurse. So asking for help against them would only make onlookers doubt your words as mere accusations.

Since I see these two in particular to gradually isolate their darling from the world under the premise of their greater good —They are hella selfish, one denies it (Pucci) and the other is apathetic towards it even if he knows it's wrong (Toru)—and ensure that that they are completely dependant on them. That way they could never leave them. It's quite ironic how both Pucci and Toru share the same fear when it comes to their darling; That being the fear of their beloved leaving/replacing them.

With Toru, I can see him using his position as head doctor to access sedatives and using it on his darling if they’re were particularly antsy that day (Only as a last resort, if he could not sweet talk them). Medical yanderes are scary in general—looking at you Secco and Cioccolata in particular— due to many things like their access to their darling private information and drugs.

I can,also, see that both their obsession pass on their stands too.

With Whitesnake, I see it being privy about his user’s beloved memories (I see Pucci using WS to manipulate his darling’s memories to his benefit. Push them closer to him, it's not like they lost a significant memory or anything. Ngl, It is a terrifying thought. Imagine a strange priest proclaiming that he is your spouse and you can't remember if it was true or anything).

With Wonder of U, the moment that Toru goes into his sleep cycle—like most rock humans do (Darling be like: Finally I can escape him afterall 🥳. WoU: You sure about that? 🤨)—He would tail his user’s darling to ensure that they don't leave Morioh at all by sabotaging their escape attempts. Oh, you want to use the airport to escape? Too bad, the the plane suddenly exploded due to some technical issues. The port? Too bad, unexpectedly a tsunami had struck it drowning whatever available ships there is.

His tailing doesn't stop at preventing his user’s darling at escaping, but also at ensuring that they don't enter into another relationship or/and seek help from let say other people. WoU won't hesitate to goad said people into pursuing him, so they could vanish under mysterious circumstances.

At some point, the darling would stop engaging with people as the guilt eats their mind. Thinking they were cursed.. After all, no matter where they go death—freaky accidents—follow them unaware of the presence of WoU (Which canonically one of it’s ability is to disguise itself. Imagine it disguising itself as one of the darling’s relative, maybe like their grandfather and the darling is none the wiser to it 💀) under their nose making sure that they stay with Toru at all cost. They'll be all alone. After all, they are meant to be together with him and Toru.

Sorry if I prolonged, hahaha: It’s just there’s little content for Jojolion and I have a brainrot for it.. 😅

First off your brainrot is absolutely amazing here, like I’ve read this a few times over and mulled on it before finally making a response. I welcome all and any Jojolion brainrot, it’s one of my favorite parts.

I feel it’s accurate to say both Toru and Pucci would both be extremely terrifying, Yandere. Everything you put down pretty much summarizes what I think as well.

Just imagine having the use of WoU against you, calamity, disguise or otherwise on top of that being around sedatives (and knowing how to administer) is a whole different level of terrifying.

or your memories slightly altered at Pucci’s discretion. Sends chills down my spine just thinking of either of those. Man I’d have more thoughts but this is just so great I barely have any words.

I’ll at least say it’s terrifying being “trapped” by either of those circumstances, You’re practically helpless. Probably one of the more scary types of horror/Yandere in my opinion.

[duskoon]

Jojo Bizarre Adventures Masterlist + Character list:

• Anything related to JJBA and the characters I am willing to write for would be listed here. If there is any character not mentioned here, you can always request for them.(Including sentient / Automatic stands, like: Anubis. Or manga characters, but be warned for spoilers.)

• Characters in italicised bold means I am mostly invested in them, but that doesn’t mean I won’t write for the others. (R) stands for Romantic, and (P) stands for platonic.

• Minors are aged up to 18+. Also some characters like Josuke have 4suke, that refers to Josuke from part four. While 8suke, refers to Josuke from part eight. You can clearly *Ahem* see which parts are my favorites 😏.

Part 1: Phantom Blood:-

• Jonathan Joestar (R & P)

• Erina Pendleton (R & P)

• Dio Brando (R only)

• Will. A. Zeppeli (R & P)

• Robert E. O. Speedwagon aka. Best wifey (R & P)

• Strazio (R & P)

• Bruford (R & P)

Part 2: Battle Tendency:-

• Joseph Joestar (R & P)

• Ceaser Zeppeli (R & P)

• Lisa Lisa (R & P)

• Rudol von Stroheim (R & P)

• Suzi Q (R & P)

• Kars (R only)

• Esidisi (R & P)

• Wammu (R & P)

• Santana (R & P)

Part 3: Stardust Crusaders:-

• Jotaro Cujoh* (R & P)

• Muhammad Avdol (R & P)

• Noriaki Kakyoin (R & P)

• Jean Pierre Polnareff (R & P)

• Iggy (P only)

• DIO (R only)

• Vanilla Ice (R & P)

• Hol Horse (R & P)

• Telence T. D'Arby (R & P)

• Daniel J. D'Arby (R & P)

• N'Doul (R & P)

• Mariah (R & P)

Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable:-

• Josuke <4suke> Higashikata* (R & P)

• Koichi Hirose* (R & P)

• Okuyasu Nijimura* (R & P)

• Rohan Kishibe (R & P)

• Yukako Yamagishi (R only)

• Tonio Trussardi (R & P)

• Yoshikage Kira <4ira> (R only)

• Keicho Nijimura (R & P)

Part 5: Golden Wind:-

• Giorno Giovanna* (R & P)

• Bruno Bucciarati (R & P)

• Leone Abbacchio (R & P)

• Guido Mista (R & P)

• Narancia Ghirga* (R & P)

• Pannacotta Fugo (R & P)

• Trish Una* (R & P)

• Diavolo / Vinegar Doppio (R only)

• Cioccolata (R only)

• Secco (R only)

• Squalo (R & P) ~ Yandere! Tiziano and Squalo with a foster child! Reader [W.I.P].

• Tizzano (R & P) ~ Yandere! Tiziano and Squalo with a foster child! Reader [W.I.P].

• Risotto Nero (R & P)

• Formaggio (R & P)

• Illuso (R & P)

• Prosciutto (R & P)

• Pesci (R & P)

• Melone (R & P)

• Ghiaccio (R & P)

• Sorbet (R & P)

• Gelato (R & P)

Part 6: Stone Ocean:-

• Jolyne Cujoh (R & P)

• Ermes Costello (R & P)

• Emporio Alnino (P only)

• Foo Fighters (R & P)

• Weather Report (R & P)

• Narciso Anasui (R & P)

• Gwess (R & P)

• Enrico Pucci (R only)

• Donatello Versus (R & P)

• Rikiel (R & P)

• Ungalo (R & P)

• Johngalli A. (R & P)

• Sports Maxx (R & P)

• Thunder McQueen (R & P)

Part 7: Steel Ball Run:-

• Johnny Joestar (R & P)

• Gyro Zeppeli (R & P)

• Lucy Steel* (R & P)

• Diego Brando (R & P)

• Hot Pants (R & P)

• Mountain Tim (R & P)

• Funny Valentine (R only)

• Scarlet Valentine (R only)

Part 8: Jojolion:-

• Josuke <8suke, Gappy> Higashikata (R & P)

• Yasuho Hirose best girl (R & P)

• Rai Mamezuku (R & P)

• Jobin Higashikata (R & P)

• Joshu Higashikata (R & P)

• Kei Nijimura (R & P)

• Hato Higashikata (R & P)

• *Daiya Higashikata (R & P)

• Mitsuba Higashikata (R & P)

• Kaato Higashikata (R & P)

• Karera Sakunami (R & P)

• Yoshikage Kira <8ira> (R & P)

• Josefumi Cujoh (R & P)

• Toru (R only) - General Headcanons.

• Yotsuyu Yagiyama (R & P)

• Aisho Dainenjiyama (R & P) - General Headcanons [W.I.P].

• Wu Tomoki (R & P)

• Jojo Bizarre Adventures rightfully belongs to Hirohiko Araki.

[icerisotto]

ᐢ..ᐢ ﹒✦﹒ about ⟢ me !

☆ i am kero, a huge fan of vento aureo!

★ although i like jojo in general, my heart lies with vento aureo characters, hence why i made this blog.

☆ my ships are very... uncommon (in an unpopular way, of course). i have rare pairings and 90% of the jojotwt community doesn't know about these, so i decided to create a special place to keep in touch with anyone else who likes rare pairings!

★ if you're interested in knowing more about me, consider reading my carrd or visiting my twitter and ao3 profile!

☆ this blog is meant to be a way to communicate with other vento aureo fans, make fans and entertain myself with my writing hobby.

★ i have a brumis only blog with a friend of mine!

☆ HERE is my MASTERLIST.

ᐢ..ᐢ ﹒✦﹒ my ⟢ likes !

☆ favorite characters: bucciarati, mista, abbacchio, risotto, ghiaccio and formaggio.

★ favorite pairs: brumisabba, brumis, misabba, risoghia, prosghia and risoprosghia.

☆ characters i really enjoy: narancia, trish, pesci, prosciutto and polnareff.

★ shipps i really enjoy: brupros and formapros.

☆ characters i slightly enjoy: giorno, melone, illuso, fugo, tiziano, squalo, secco and cioccolata.

★ shipps i slightly enjoy: meloghia, formailluso, seccolata, ghiasecco, formaghia, brupros, and formapros.

☆ characters i don't care about: doppio, carne, zucchero, sale, scolippi, sorbet and gelato (at least not enough to write anything with them alive, sorry).

★ shipps i don't care about: every other ship (including those involving bucci gang members, risopros, bruabba, sorlato and risabba).

☆ characters i hate: diavolo.

★ shipps i hate: anything involving minors with adults or relatives.

ᐢ..ᐢ ﹒✦﹒ new ⟢ commissions !

☆ lately, i've been quite busy with uni and struggling with mental health issues, so writing has been heaven and hell to me.

★ that doesn't mean i'm not willing to write if i get any suggestions! my current issue is creativity, since i've been lacking of new ideas.

☆ so, if you checked my profile and felt like making a request, feel free! as long as you follow my rules, of course, which are:

𖤐 ִֶָ no-go! 𓂃 🧷

☆ incest, rape, sexual harassment, pedophilia, zoophilia, racism, ableism, animal abuse, or any type of prejudice and sex-related crimes.

★ age regression, yandere, furry, vore, vomit or feces eating, knife or needle play, cuckold, wound fingering.

☆ extreme crackfic (example: risotto shoves a hydrant up his ass and dies), non-angst infidelity, arranged marriage, fake dating, self-insert (y/n or character x reader stuff).

★ stereotyped or fetishized trans people, mpreg, dead dove: do not eat.

☆ bruabba without mista, risopros without ghiaccio, mista + anyone aside my personal ships, any ship with giorno or trish, -18 with +18, any character who isn't from vento aureo, any ship with diavolo or doppio.

★ fics without risotto, ghiaccio, mista, bruno or leone.

☆ mom bruno, rapist melone, dumb narancia and any other unfunny, overused, offensive or inaccurate joke/stereotype.

𖤐 ִֶָ maybe! 𓂃 🧷

☆ infidelity plot (angst/tragedy only).

★ sad ending (depends on my mood).

☆ what if settings (depends on the plot).

★ non-romantic oneshots.

☆ longfics (keep in mind that i have personal projects in production, so there's a slight chance i won't be able to do longfic requests </3 but you'll be contacted and/or credited if your idea gets used).

★ weird kinks (unless they don't fall on any of my previous no-go restrictions).

☆ random pairs (if they don't go against my personal tastes and look interesting to write about, i'll give it a try!).

★ age gap (+10 age gaps only if both parts are +24 adults).

☆ age changing (years passing? fine. characters with no canon ages getting a defined age? fine. turning minors into adults for pairing purposes? hell nah...).

★ solo/centric fics of anyone aside from risotto, ghiaccio, mista, bruno and leone (depends on the character).

𖤐 ִֶָ yes! 𓂃 🧷

☆ smut.

★ gore and violence.

☆ fluff.

★ light crackfic.

☆ domestic settings.

★ polyamory.

☆ alternative realities (example: bucci gang as lawyers).

★ horror (ghosts, vampires, werewolves, serial killers, etc).

☆ la squadra headcannons (i'm in need of ideas!).

★ brumis, misabba, brumisabba, risoghia, prosghia and risoprosghia.

☆ scenarioss, hc and opinion posts in here.

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[berylcups]

I’m so glad that I’ve stumbled across your account!! I don’t see many JJBA fic writers! I wanna submit an ask but I haven’t seen you post a rules list at all, are there any no’s or absolutely not’s with requests? Mostly asking about smut

Awww thank you so much 🥺 glad to have you here!

Very good question! I definitely need to add that to my pinned post. Thanks for bringing this to my attention!

Definitely physical & verbal abuse(mild yandere tropes are still allowed ex-restraints, isolation, dubcon) vomit, scat, urine, murder of Y/N, pedophilia, aging up underage characters( I just feel weird doing that as a 30+ year old aging up teens, I definitely don’t judge others that do though!),incest, and necrophilia. Just the typical icky stuff 😬

Characters that I don’t do NSFW for are Pesci, Cioccolata, and Secco. I love them very much as characters but I have a hard time finding them sexually attractive enough for me to write NSFW for 😅 I’m trying to change my way of thinking about them but at the moment I just can’t look at them that way lol

I hope this wasn’t too many restrictions, everything else is on the table!

[princelylove]

Secco is such a piece of shit for your entire recovery. Whatever Cioccolata put you through, pain killers and anesthesia or not, is a thousand times more welcome than that damn dog barking at seven o'clock in the morning on the dot, every morning, begging for your bruised and battered body to get the hell up and play with him.

He hides your medicine and won't let you have it unless you win it. He nips at your sides in the middle of the night when you finally fall asleep. He licks the rim of your glass and then tells Cioccolata that you're refusing to drink your water. He eats through the wire of your heating pad. EATS. WITH HIS TEETH. DOESN'T USE HIS STAND.

But he'll make your 'nest' in the living room, so you have a nice, comfortable spot to think about all of your life choices. It's near his cage! Isn't that nice? So nice!

[clopeh-sekka]

Just finished episode 38 and I am not okay. Firstly, the completed list of nicknames:

1. Boob 1 - Giorno

2. Boob 2/mommy - Buccerati

3. Piss kink/Jazz boy - Abbacchio

4. American flag - Mista

5. Swiss cheese/fatherless - Fugo

6. Mathless/my son - Narancia

7. Yogurt cheese bowl - Fromaggio

8. Pickle Rick/bb himbo - Pesci

9. Mafia daddy - Prociutto

10. Mellon boy/sex offender - Melone

11. Emo jester/daddy - Risotto

12. Devil fruit - Ghiacchio

13. Italian ice cream - Gelato

14. Rich people ice cream - Sorbet

15. Bad bitch/pinky pie- Trish

16. Pigtails - Illuso

17. Torao 2.0 - Jotaro

18. Valentines day but yandere - Boss' stand

19. Squidward - Squalo

20. Femboy - Tiziano

21. Sailor moon/pink twink - Doppio

22. Strawberry shortcake/THIGHS - Diavolo

23. Chocolate/Brocoli - Cioccolata

24. Prosecco/Bodycon - Secco

25. Rejected pharo/Poneglyph - Polnareff

Secondly, my top 5 characters:

1. Bucciarati

2. Risotto

3. Pesci

4. Narancia

5. Secco

As you can see, all of my favourites have kicked the bucket. I am entirely not okay. In other news, I dispise Swiss cheese for breaking up the found family that is the bucci bitches.

Diavolo has some of the sexiest legs to ever grace my screen and I dislike golden experience requiem's design.

I am now moving on to part one bc I have been told that is very important lore wise. I have also been told the English accents are funny as fuck so I'm looking forward to that.

At the behest of a few friends, I have started watching JJBA. I was told I am able to watch it whatever order I want, so I've started with part 5 and I am currently on episode 10. Here are my nicknames for these dudes so far with the actual character names courtesy of said friends:

1. Boob window twink 1 - Giorno

2. Boob window twink 2 - Buccerati

3. Piss kink twink - Abbacchio

4. American flag boi - Mista

5. Swiss cheese - Fugo

6. Mathless - Narancia

7. Yogurt cheese bowl - Fromaggio

8. Pickle Rick - Pesci

9. Mafia daddy - Prociutto

10. Mellon boy - Melone

11. Emo jester - Risotto

12. Devil fruit - Ghiacchio

13. Italian ice cream - Gelato

14. Rich people ice cream - Sorbet

15. Nylons - Trish

16. Pigtails - Illuso

17. Torao 2.0 - Jotaro

[dark-side-blog3]

Sometimes I need to break out of my dog cage in the cold, lonely isolation room to cuddle up in the middle of Cioccolata and Secco in the morning. I just wanna be touched! :;(∩´﹏`∩);:

-📱

After the first few nights you did this where you fiddled with the locks and opened them with your fingers, they started crate training you in a smaller cage; one you couldn't turn around in, and would go into head first so the locks were on the opposite side.

But that doesn't mean a thing when you want cuddles!

Kicking the cage door open, busting the lock permanently and scampering off to the bedroom, creeping quietly through the door, and curling up beside Secco, on the other side of Cioccolata's legs. Their Alaskan king makes this easy enough to do without waking either of them.

In the morning, there's gonna be a very territorial Secco nipping and barking at you for the intrusion, and a very annoyed-- yet amused-- Cioccolata scolding you for escaping once again. A good pet needs to be crate-trained before they can be trusted on furniture!

But at least the bed was soft, and warm. And you get a headpat from Cioccolata despite your disobedience, before crate training again.

[daisys-gard3n]

Joot here, I have a LOT of daydreams about your art school au...I should be working on my bread rn but EITHER WAY. Ceramics. I make a big, cross-sectioned slab of meat, modeled after my own thigh. I won't get into specifics of what said piece really looks like but it is a VERY personal piece and poor mr Dop is a little concerned...either way...tiny schoolwide art gallery...I slap it on a table. I make friends with the unhinged little art weirdoes. Uh. Too shy head empty. Even though it's usually full of your au. Back to my bread-

Doppio is the assistant ceramics teacher, so when he sees you in progress working on your project. Just watching you take out block after block of clay to get your desired thickness of your slab of meat. He's just blinking the whole time, you're pretty much going through hundreds of dollars worth of clay into this one piece. He wants to know your process and what he expects out of this, so he'll have a short discussion with you. It's for the best if Diavolo doesn't talk to you because he WILL make you cry on the spot. After you explain your idea, Doppio obviously gets very concerned for you.

"I'm glad you see this as a way to express your feelings and that you can see this as a moment of your life that you went through that you want to capture in a piece to show how strong you've become...If you ever need anything, you know my office hours. I can be a shoulder to lean on or lend an ear if you need anything."

Ah, but he might get too fussy. Finding more things about you and just just babying you and hovering you. You can barely pick up a tool without Vinegar's watchful eye nearby. He'll return anything you've forgotten in class, but he's definitely looked through your sketches and personal items. It almost becomes toxic, how much he helicopters over you. But he's your professor...He's supposed to take care of his students...Even if he needs to take more...drastic measures.

Risotto would definitely be attracted to your piece, he's quite the fan of abstract and symbolic art. Especially with the route you went with. However, he can't really work up the nerve to ask you about it...He's rather dry with his conversation...And right there is when he just silently just...watches. Just learning about you from afar, learning about your pain and struggles...It hooks him in immediately and he's doing this daily. Sometimes carrying a camera.

Pesci is a ceramics minor, so he sees your progress on the piece and he asks questions about it as he passes by before going to his own projects. He thinks you're very strong and you're using your creativity in a powerful way. He comes by and drops you off a drink sometimes, chats with you, and he goes to the show to see the full piece. Art is subjective, so Pesci can't really critique anything about it. But he's just fascinated by the small thing that can be produce something so power...Like...He needed to pull under his wing, like what Prosciutto does for him...Yeah, he needs to bring you under his wing and teach you the ropes. He's concerned for you like a big brother...You'd listen to big brother, right?

Secco is attracted to your piece immediately, he's very talkative when it comes with ceramics. You can see him excitedly asking you questions while he plays and squishes with a piece of drying clay in his hands. He sort of bounces too, like a child. He's already let himself into your bubble, immediately sitting down at your table if you're alone or dragging you to his 'mentor's' studio. He thinks you're like him, it's hard to find someone similar to him especially how he was treated all his life. So he's obviously way too excited to let someone like himself in and trying to get super close. Doesn't have a sense of personal space at all. And oh, are you trying to abandon him? You're lying about needing to meet with someone, aren't you? You two only had each other, so why are you leaving him?

[mouisorange]

Yandere Ciocolatta & Secco headcanons?

☰ General Headcanons 1

﹝Thank you for your request! I didn’t think I’d like writing for them all that much but this was actually really fun.﹞

* I misspelled his name in the header but I’ll fix it eventually

Warnings ⇶ mentions of gore, mentions of death, dehumanization: this isn’t fluffy whatsoever.

Cioccolata is primarily ﹝Cruel, Manipulative, and Possessive﹞, Secco is primarily ﹝Obsessive, Delusional, and a Stalker﹞.

Oh poor, sweet Darling: They really should have run while they had the chance. Cioccolata is intense on his own, too much for any normal person off the street, but Secco is interested as well? Darling’s fate is sealed tightly, there’s no way Darling is getting away from them (unless Darling somehow knows and leaves the country or something: but even then they might still chase for the fun of it). 

Cioccolata treats poor Darling similarly to how he treats Secco, albeit more cruelly. He wants to break Darling into a perfect little pet for himself and for Secco. Though unlike some other yanderes, he genuinely enjoys the entire process and intentionally wants to break them. Whether he wants to rebuild them into something or not really depends on the Darling’s original personality, he might even avoid fully breaking them if he enjoys their personality enough.  He won’t jump straight to ‘teaching’ them, although it’ll probably happen immediately anyways. What sane person is going to just listen to the seemingly crazy guy acting like this entire situation is normal? It’s unlikely, which means Darling will probably end up getting dragged down to the basement within minutes of waking up somewhere in the doctor’s home. 

I don’t actually see Secco and Cioccolata as a duo (meaning there’s not automatically both yandere just because the other is), while the later might want his two pets to get along. Secco usually just goes along with whatever the doctor wants, that being said, Secco legitimately being interested in Darling? He’s arguably worse than Cioccolata, especially after Darling realizing Secco is there because he wants to be: not because Cioccolata is forcing him. It makes the whole ‘shoving a camera into their face’ that much worse since they know he’s enjoying it as much as the doctor cutting into them. Though he likes it less because of the actual gore and more because he knows that Darling is focused solely on the pain. That must mean they’re thinking about him, right?  Unlike Cioccolata, Secco just wants Darling’s attention by any means possible. He doesn’t really care how they act, if they’re obeying Cioccolata (unless the doctor tells him that he’ll get rewarded if he helps with the whole ‘breaking’ thing: something along those lines), or what the doctor does with them. All he wants is to intake everything they do as consistently as possible. Cuddling (and etc) with Darling might even become a new reward simply because of how obvious Secco is with his obsession. 

Because of this, Darling probably won’t die if Secco is also obsessed with them. Cioccolata usually doesn’t take too much care into making sure they don’t die, so it’s a possibility while under his care. Secco will almost always be in the room, recording. If Secco notices his object of affection isn’t looking so, well, alive, then he’s probably going to start whining at Cioccolata to fix them. He doesn’t really care how much they get hurt but he doesn’t want them to die. How are they supposed to look at him and think about him if they’re dead? They can’t, so Secco will whine and huff until the doctor does something about it. Not that Cioccolata minds this, he probably finds it cute that his Secco is enamored with his newest pet.    

﹝☼﹞

[tenthgrove]

An MBTI System For Soft Yanderes

Having discovered the amazing Yandere MBTI by @ddarker-dreams I was inspired to create a similar system for the categorisation of soft yanderes. While it's made with more kind yanderes in mind (since the original system would sort most of them into a small number of types, leading to less variety for soft yandere writers) it could theoretically work for any kind of yandere. Please feel free to borrow this system for your own writing!

How does it work?

A quick introduction for those unfamiliar with the original MBTI- it's a personality type system consisting of four categories with two options each. To get your personality type, you pick the most appropriate option from each to get one of 16 possible four letter codes, corresponding to a personality type.

The yandere MBTI works the same way.

I've devised the following four categories:

Covert [C] vs Overt [O]

Distant [D] vs Smothering [S]

Relaxed [R] vs Wary [W]

Prepared [P] vs Impulsive [I]

Now for a more in depth look:

Covert/Overt: How frank are they about their motivations? Generally speaking, a covert yandere is one who avoids drastic measures like abduction in favour of manipulating things behind the scenes to win darling’s heart. Some covert yanderes do resort to abduction, but they lie about their motivations to seem more reasonable or compelling, or just straight up vague you about it. An overt yandere is one who is very frank about the relationship they want from darling. If they hide it early on, e.g. during the stalking phase, they gladly recount what they were doing once darling is theirs.

Distant/Smothering: How do they interact with a darling who doesn’t yet love them? Do they let them have their space and come to terms with things on their own, or do they completely smother them in attention in a desperate bid to win them over? Distant yanderes don’t necessarily have to ignore their darling, but they choose to let them take the lead in how much they interact early on. Smothering yanderes don’t have to be explicit in their intentions (this will largely depend on their Covert/Overt alignment) but they must in one manner or another pressure their darling into spending vast amounts of time with them.

Relaxed/Wary: This category encompasses several factors that will typically correlate strongly, the main ones being the extent to which they trust their darling once they come around to the relationship, how realistic their understanding of the situation is (are their any irrational beliefs spurring them on?) and how they feel about increasing darling’s freedom once things get better. Relaxed yanderes typically trust their darling’s word, see the situation realistically and will increase freedom at the drop of the hat. Wary yanderes are cautious of what their darling says, may have irrational beliefs about darling’s safety and will have to think carefully about easing things up with darling’s liberty.

Prepared/Impulsive: Perhaps the most easy to understand category, this is a balance of how thought out the yandere’s plan is, both obtaining them in the first place and winning their love. Prepared yanderes may spend months devising their scheme, making extensive changes to their home to accommodate its new inhabitant and knowing what to do if plan A at any point fails. Impulsive yanderes are just that. They do things in the spur of the moment, figuring it out as they go along. Some impulsive yanderes do have a long period of preparation, e.g. stalking their darling to learn their routine, or fantasising about how to obtain them but ultimately maintain their ‘anything goes’ attitude and have little idea of how they will achieve their endgame.

Examples with the characters I write for

I've put all the characters I've written yandere content for in the past into this table so you can see where I've placed them. I've also added a few bonus characters from other jojo parts, to fill in the types I couldn't think of anyone for.

For those who are interested, I've written a more in depth look at each individual type and how they usually operate here, in a separate post to stop this one going on forever.

[shineonyoucrazyyandere]

How would Risotto Narancia Giorno and Secco use their stands to try and woo another stand user? I feel like Risotto would leave little metal figures in the shape of flowers or animals to try and win praise

It’s rather interesting what can be considered “wooing” from each stand user. Risotto likely uses Metallica methodically, and you can have derangement like Secco. Mix of a small scenario and a Headcanon or two. Got a personal Headcanon Risotto knows how to play guitar so don’t mind me

Yandere! Risotto Nero

It’s three in the morning, pitch black, and you’re awoken by the soft sound of a guitar being strummed right outside your closed door. It’s a Metallica song of all things (something like My Friend of Misery). You’re mildly terrified and you realize you left your phone outside of your room (or the landline is in another part of the apartment/house).

At first you lie there, realizing it’s sort of comforting to hear said guitar. You swallow your pride realizing there might be an opposing stand user on the other side, eventually deciding to tiptoe out of bed you head towards the door.

Upon approaching you feel a stinging sensation on your hand that was about to open the door. A small bit of blood blossoming fourth from the wound. Just for a split second you swore you could’ve spotted a metallic entity withering in your blood. Though now the only thing there was the smallest flower made of metal.

You abruptly didn’t have the energy to do anything further and ended up kneeling by the door. That also meant you couldn’t muster the strength to summon your stand either. It seemed that this user didn’t want you to open the door. Though they weren’t exactly pouncing at the chance to try and break in themselves it seemed. Was this performance a ridiculing of your potential death or did it mean something more?

The mysterious guitarist continued playing as if nothing occurred in those few moments. Meaning they had a near perfect mastery over their stand. The only thing you could do was tiredly listen to this personal show, it seemed that’s all this person wanted you to do.

The first song had finished and you heard the beginning of yet another, but your consciousness could barely cling on. The song eventually fades….

Yandere! Narancia Ghirga

He ponders all sorts of things that he could impress you, using Aerosmith. It’s simply like a personal air show just for you and himself. As he navigates his stand between narrow objects, spinning in the air as he’s seen at in person shows or documentaries if he bothered to pay attention. Narancia isn’t completely stupid and makes sure to localize Aerosmith to a certain distance between the both of you, so no one user wise can spot either of you.

Yandere! Secco

Due to working with a psychopathic/sadistic man and his own indulgent nasty desires Secco’s way of “impressing” you can come across as pretty morbid. He tends to end up murdering pests such as mice, insects, or even snakes by sinking them underground. Anything really that you might not be fond of, he’d sort of would expect a sugar cube like Cioccolata does from a “good” deed. Your attention alone suffices however.

[cockneydio]

Okay I submitted Sam.

He's the hot new doctor in town - in more ways than one.

You went to his clinic, complaining of a mystery pain on your right side. As if seeing that warm smile on his gorgeous face - complemented by the oddest of makeup, green patches across the major planes of forehead, cheeks, and nose - weren't enough to cure your ills, Dr. Cioccolata proclaimed your diagnosis with just a gentle hand to the spot that hurt.

"Gallstones," he said, in an unfairly deep voice. It was all you could do not to swoon right off the examination table.

The sensible part of your brain had to laugh. How could he know that with a touch? No scans? No tests? But before you could open your mouth, the pain intensified tenfold, as if an entire cutlery drawer was stabbing you in the liver. Guess he was right.

"Secco! Cholecystectomy, pronto!" the doctor called, and a squirrely nurse raced into the room with what looked like a full surgery kit, ready to go.

It was tough to focus through your blinding pain, but Dr. Cioccolata's soothing voice explained the procedure, you nodded, and he held your hand as he guided you into unconsciousness.

---

Recovery wasn't pleasant. There were complications, apparently, and the surgery was more invasive than a routine gallbladder removal should be. Living alone had its benefits, but when you're laid up in bed, unable to walk or even sit upright without intense pain, independence became an inconvenience.

Thank goodness for your BFF, Sam Spaghetti. He dropped everything when he found out you had emergency surgery - not that there was much to drop, since Sam was perpetually "between jobs" and coasting along on family money. Of course, you kept these thoughts to yourself when Sam came over, suitcase in hand, ready to wait on you hand and foot.

"Oh, y/n, you poor creature." Sam was always so theatrical.

He fixed you up some thin broth, helped you to the bathroom, and kept you company while you dozed under the lull of pain medicine.

A knock on the door startled you awake. Sam glanced at you, and you shrugged your shoulders. Not expecting any visitors, and certainly not in this state. He disappeared to answer the door, and your heart fluttered at the sound of that familiar deep baritone. Dr. Cioccolata appeared at your bedside a moment later, dressed casually in a designer jacket that mimicked his lab coat and low slung trousers that showed off...was...was that a thong?! Stop checking him out, you mentally chastised yourself, snapping back to his gently smiling face to offer a proper greeting.

"Well hi! I didn't know doctors made house calls these days."

He chuckled. You gasped.

"I figured you wouldn't be able to make it to the clinic for your follow up, so I'd bring the follow up to you. Apologies for not calling ahead."

"Uhm. Not a problem."

He helped himself to your desk chair and started the examination. It was slow, careful, methodical, a complete 180 from the instant diagnosis at the clinic last week.

"Hmm."

That didn't sound good.

"Would you mind if my nurse captured video of this examination? There are some strange healing patterns and I'd like to review them with staff at the hospital downtown."

Over his shoulder, that twitchy nurse named Secco showed up, video camera in hand, next to a thoroughly displeased Sam Spaghetti. You looked at all three men in the room - Secco looked browbeaten, like he had no choice in the matter; Sam, frowning, mouthed "NO" with a firm shake of his head; and Dr. Cioccolata... Oh... Doc...

"Of course," came your reply.

The rest of the exam was practically torture. Dr. Cioccolata changed bandages and sutures, pressed hard on raw spots and asked your pain level, as if your twisted face and writhing limbs didn't send the message. Tears were falling down your cheeks by the end of it, out of shock. The strangest thing was, Dr. Cioccolata looked surprised to see your reaction. He'd been focused on his work, sure, but was he just completely unaware of the emotional toll it was taking?

"Ok, med men, I think that's enough for the day. If y/n needs more treatment, they'll go to that big hospital downtown, hmm?" Sam always had your back.

But the doctor ignored him completely, pulling off his latex gloves, rolling the chair up next to your head (and breaking the hold Sam had on your hand in the process) and reached for your face in the most heartbreakingly tentative manner. Your instinct to recoil was overwhelmed by the concerned frown on his green brow, and you relaxed into his touch.

"Mio dio, I'm so sorry, y/n. I get lost in research mode sometimes, and I forget my-" he chuckled, "bedside manner."

You can't help but smile at his lame pun. He gestures to his nurse, who only now folds away the camera, and in a moment they're filling you with something that calms your tension and pain. He explains to you and Sam that the healing process will be slow and difficult, something about stones that got into places they shouldn't, and he's worried about infection. Sam promises to keep an eye on the wound and keep it clean, clearly ready for this visit to be over. But the doctor settles back in the chair once the medical talk is over, crosses a leg over his knee, and smiles that warm smile at you.

"So how are you doing otherwise, y/n?"

You huff out a laugh. Then laugh and laugh and laugh, swatting at the good doctor's shoulder for asking such a deliberately dumb question that's obviously making your stomach hurt. But it's funny, and you're oddly grateful he's trying to lighten your spirits. You let the hand not laying protectively over your wound fall onto the arm of the desk chair, and he moves closer so you don't have to reach as far. And Sam is sent to fix herbal tea, and your hand moves back to the bed, and his hand follows.